Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....