There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...