The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...