Psychological Christmas Songs
Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three...
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...