If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...