How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
A grasshopper with hiccups!
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Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Blonde and screen door
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Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
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Knitting and driving
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