Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”