Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...