Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...