Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...