The black baby.
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Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
chameleon’s motto
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Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
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What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...