A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
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I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Strong Britain
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What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
I suppose I earned enough
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Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
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Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
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If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...