Relationships
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Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
GOD’S – Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...