Here’s your fee schedule
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Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Recalled Christmas Toys
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Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
Taking the final exam
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Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...