Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.