Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...