Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
You should learn to be more polite
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No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
Get me an ambulence now
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A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...