Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Judi was bored with driving her BMW…
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...