True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
Following some duty overseas, the officers…
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...