Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...