Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!