Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!