Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
The guide to women
|A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...