Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...