Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
2 Wonderful Hours
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...