Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...