Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...