What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...