Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
JokesGalore defines farts!
Here’s a handy list to print out and carry with you at all times....
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Ole/Lena Reveal Unfaithful Moments
After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena...