Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...