What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...