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Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
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While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
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There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
cross a spider and an elephant
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Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order...