I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...