By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...