Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
Meeting of the body parts!
THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.