From another planet
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How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....