Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
New Barbie Doll
Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken’s...