Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...