Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Why Beer is Better than Women
Why Beer is Better than Women1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG.2....
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...