Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...