Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...