Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....