Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Dissapointing
Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many...
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...