Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...