What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...