Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...