The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...