I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...