The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
One way ticket across the country
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Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...