Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...