On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact....
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...